Beard Hag

A woman who will only be with bearded men.

She married a lumberjack since she was a beard hag.

by Dennis the ginger beard February 16, 2009

skag hag

a drug whore, usually ugly

tina is a pure skag hag man

by Jas_T May 23, 2008

Loli Hag

A person or character who appears loli but is much, much older.

Anime guy: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 18
Anime Guy: You're a loli h-
Girl: You were just about to say loli hag!
Anime guy: So you know what it means
Girl: Of course I do.

- The Rising of the Shield Hero

by PeachyChickadee October 14, 2023

Sport-hag

A bint who's obsessed with sports and fitness and little else, and who regards everyone else as unhealthy, unatractive slugs. Usually extremely unattractive themselves possessing bony faces and bodies resembling telephone poles.

Check out the sport-hag

by Gillooley September 23, 2005

beat hag

1.the dyslecsic way of saying heat bag
2.and old beat up prostitute

1.that guy in that 300zx is a beat hag
2did u see that beat hag on 5th ave? she was like 50

by verhaeghe_69 November 8, 2008

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun July 3, 2010