Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII

an absolute madlad. the coolest of cool. a true pimper of chimps. ngl hes not tall and sux at among us js

*reports body* "I just saw Robert Melvin Hopkins IIII leaving the office, body was at vitals."
"I-I-I-I-I dontknowwhatyouretalkingaboutIjust-" *leaves game*

by トロイメライ September 16, 2020

Cindy Hawkins

A dance where the girl asks the boy to a dance instead of the boy asking the girl.

Because homecoming is a Cindy Hawkins, I asked Dave to be my date!

by lotsoflove0824 December 15, 2011

Katie Hopkins

The act of a fatuous fool trying (and failing) to say something profound and expecting applause, only to hear a uniformed silence - making the person look, rightfully, like an idiot.

Chancellor of the Exchequer: "I've got a speech tomorrow on tax reform. I hope it doesn't go all 'katie hopkins' on me."

by tels mibson February 18, 2011

Hawkins

A sexy beast whose savageness is never outdone. Everyone loves a hawkins because they know he is better than them in every way shape or form.

OMG, is that the hottest person alive, he must be a hawkins.

by Dave Lickballs May 11, 2018

Hopkins middle school

The place where the 6th graders are besties with the 8th graders
The 7th graders dress like its the 80s.
And the 8th graders think there all that.

The biggest thing to happen at Hopkins middle school are the football games

by Endangeredpuddle October 7, 2021

Doin a Hopkins

The act of tucking your fallous in between your legs, shaving your pubes,then drawing a line to create the illusion of a vagina.
This is followed by logging on to a social networking web cam based site, and letting a pervert masturbate to your newly shaved mangina.
When said pervert is finished, you expose your previously hidden member, to shock the pervert into feelings of guilt and shame.

Hey man, I just done a hopkins, yeah that pervert loved jackin off to my shaved pretend crease.
Yeah I love doin a hopkins

by People Champion February 24, 2011