To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.
Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
by Vixenne July 12, 2021

by Dig buck November 13, 2021

Ms. Lovett: Damn Howard Exavior Turpin the 82nd! You put glitter ALL OVER ANTHONY!
Anthony: Aww shit man! Seriously! Now it will never come out.
Sound Tech: HOWARD FAIL!!!!
Anthony: Aww shit man! Seriously! Now it will never come out.
Sound Tech: HOWARD FAIL!!!!
by SoundTech#1 July 26, 2009

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

by attilathahun February 4, 2004

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

Ex Dallas Cowboy fan, present Philadelphia Eagle homer, with huge ego and very little real talent and sports knowledge.
by Angelo C August 8, 2006
