meat hose

1. taco bell's way of supplying meat into their tacos
2. Utterly Discuting
3. EWWW!

Josh: Can i get two plain tacos, please?
Taco bell clerk: No, Sorry. Our meat hose is clogged.

by Polly G January 11, 2007

fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.

See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003

hose beast

Human female that can't get enough cock.

"She's a real hose beast". From the film "The Wild Life" (1984).

by John H. Gamez April 20, 2006

Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009