Hoims

A Large Purple elephant wearing a Tutu with a carrot tatoed on its sholder

Elepahnts Tutus carrots hoims

by Sophie&Chris April 30, 2009

hoiker

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

by bigname July 28, 2015

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

hoinflation

A man today has to work 5 time harder than his grandfather did to get a woman 20 times worse

It’s tough these days to find a nice and respectful woman with all this hoinflation going on.

by Jake466 June 14, 2023

Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

Hoink

A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.

Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)

by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015

Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them

Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

by derekthethird December 3, 2009