Hobbed

Extremely intoxicated. Another word for blacked out. Specifically from a Borg.

My buddy got kicked out of the bar because he was hobbed.

by bigdaddyhob November 19, 2025

Hob

An extremely chubby person who doesn't talk

Person 1: Hey look at that chubby ahh guy
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a hob

by messi is the goat March 22, 2023

Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

Hob-Knocker

Someone who has sex with door knobs.

Did you know that Jake is a Hob-Knocker.

by Thisistheoneandonly November 5, 2021

HOB

HOB is a derogatory term for the vilest of child molesters. They kidnap young children and forcibly feed them their glitzzy glue.

That HOB stole my child Jason

by Guababa06 March 7, 2023

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

hob-shobbled

to be notoriously smacked around in a video gang by NPCs

“Bro I just got absolutely gang-raped, hob-shobbled even by like dudes”

by h0bbl3 August 21, 2024