hobaggage

When a girl who you hooked up with one time because you were wasted keeps calling you.

Nah, I can't watch the game today, man. I've got some serious hobaggage weighing me down. Remember Caroline? Yeah, that slut has been calling me for the past week. I'm like, get over it, it was just head.

by Oohaw September 15, 2005

Hobama

Michelle Obama. First Ho to the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Matter of fact... First Ho to ever be in the White House.

Yo... my first biaaaatch! Now dat I be da man inna office, git off yur fat n' lazy ass n' go grab me a cold Colt45... Hobama!

by Gapingredgroovie January 21, 2009

hobama

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama's wife/ho Michelle Obama.

Our future First lady is Hobama.

by Kortan Askew February 26, 2009

hobag

Literally, a "bag of ho." A hobag is a person (usually female) who is slutty, all over everyone she meets, or just plain annoying.

Another form of this word is the less-commonly used "whorebag."

Guy: Man, Melissa is all over that guy! She never even met him before!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. She is such a hobag!
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Girl: Jane is such a catty person, the hobag.

by Christina S May 10, 2006

Hobag

A name, not necessarily referring to a ho, that you call some one when they piss you off.

A demeaning term.

That hobag got a better test grade than me by sleepin with the teacher. Can't stand her!

by NLC April 14, 2005

hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

by matt nault April 10, 2005