Girk

A Sweater or Sellout, who has nothing better to do than talk trash on others. Usually having a high opinion of themselves.

1.) ClitCadaver and TommyDoom just called me a Girk waaaa =
2.) "Look at that Girk over there, he think's he's so good"
3.) A group of Girks were sitting in the mall making fun of passers-by.

by Clit Cadaver February 28, 2008

gurkan

When a male is giving another male a blow job and the one giving the BJ starts to choke from the jizz and spits it out, he would be gurkan

I was giving a blow job to him and started gurkan

by Yoyo moew December 19, 2015

gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008

Gurkin' Gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.

Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."

by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010

Gurkle

To defecate with dubious motives.

Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf

by catgurkler May 16, 2011

gurk

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

by Jazwaz January 13, 2014

Emily Guirola

Porn Star.
She does porn, play boy and suicide girls.
She poses nude and is a scene queen
she nice but a bitch
she is a total skank but brutally hard core honest.

Boy 1- Is that Emily Guirola naked all over the internet?
Boy 2- Yeah this is her third release

by Dime. February 14, 2010