guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

guffarten

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Guffbomb

When someone decides to let one rip so bad that it is likened to a nuclear bomb exploding

oh man bill, what a guffbomb!

by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019

Guff

A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.

That Guff cunts got a big mouth.

by Richard Head146 June 2, 2019

guffologist

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.

"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'

by Jesus says November 2, 2019

Guff

The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles

Guff is a really cool skin

by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021