guenis

"an undesirable instance whereby the GUT of a male human being protrudes from the body and hangs over the Penis"

An alcoholic that has been drinking Guiness excessively....leads to the formation of the "guenis"

by Simaster May 2, 2004

guentzel

A kind of particularly intense geek idiot, given to arguing the inane details of popular mythology loudly in public places.

"Don't be such a fucking guentzel, it doesn't matter if Kirk could beat Picard, neither one really exists!"

by Brandon Reinhart July 9, 2003

Gubing

A combination of the phrase Gay Intertubing, when you have 2+ people on an intertube that is only made for one. Can be towed behind a boat or floating a river.

I can't believe those two went gubing for so long yesterday.

by Gube Master August 13, 2009

Gubernick

Is a name for a girl who wants sex with any guy that can fill her pussy that has been beaten to hell by her daddy.

A busted up pussy from having sex like a wild whore.

Person1:That girl is hot! Person2: Man you don't want that, that shit is a gubernick.

by Kruska November 5, 2007

Gugenheimer

An old man who is the goofiest person ever. Sometimes creepy. Usually really old and annoying. Not usually a quiet person. Similar to a "goober" except a "goober" is a younger person.

Johhny: Old man Higgens is such a gugenheimer.
Suzy: I know, he's really creepy.
Johnny: And he smells like piss.

by fukd erpen sowminy waiz December 23, 2009

gubernatorial

Group activity involving the choking of one's chicken during heated political discourse.

Hey, man, those guys have gone all gubernatorial over at the democratic national convention.

by Chuck Wells September 23, 2003

Geben

A person who displays signs of a fuckwit.

Oi you geben! Give me my pants back.

by blind November 9, 2003