Grobed

Derived from the vocalist Josh Groban; it is when you are unexpectedly serenaded by someone with an equally powerful and beautiful voice

I was on the subway this morning when I suddenly found myself being grobed

by JohnnyRocco December 24, 2020

Gobslobert

The person that bring 10 items to the 5 items or less. The person who pulls their pants all the way down at the urinal. The person who spams the defuse button at the end of a round of Valorant.

Sorry I was late. There was a bloody gobslobert at the Tesco.

by _xXBSXx_ May 11, 2021

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

Fouche Grobbelaar

A very interesting person, that’s loves his friends. You can follow him on instagram. @fouchegrobbelaar.

Or Snapchat: fo.fosnaps

“Do you know Fouche Grobbelaar?”

“No, who’s that?”
“I don’t know either.”

by fouchegrobbelaar January 1, 2022

Gobshite

Not necessarily a bad thing. A Gobshite, for better or worse, talks incessantly without provocation or purpose and most often without principle. The term Gobshite is Irish in origin, from the old Irish gob, or mouth, and shite, or shit. Shite of the Gob is the primary foundation of the word. It first appeared in print in the “manuscript glossary of US Navy terms” as a word for enlisted men, comparing them to tobacco spit. TheGobshite.com uses the word to capture a wide range of characters. In their first “Gobshite of the Month” they awarded Gary Busey with “Most Amusing” while also awarding Dr. Phil McGraw with “Most Annoying”. They also refer to their staff as Gobshites. Rightly so, a Gobshite for all their yammer can be quite entertaining, and therefore the term may be used as one of endearment.

(From TheGobshite.com) … TheGobshite.com’s first ever “Gobshite of the Month” award for “Most Amusing” goes to Gary Busey... If Gobshite was a type of stone than Busey was carved from it. He goes off on unprovoked rants, promotes unfounded (if at all preconceived) conspiracy theories, and gives “advice” in the form of acronyms for virtually every concept entered into the dictionary.

by Bogshite June 23, 2008

gobsmash

the act of fellatio carried out in an enthusiastic fashion.

I would gobsmash her!

by Atoning Unifex February 2, 2008

globson

gluttonous jiggles that flow endlessly throughout the body like water

As Manuel Uribe Garza rode the bicycle his globson enfolded making the seat invisible. His globsons eat the bicycle seat as if hungry.

by Tea-spoon March 2, 2008