Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge

Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.

by VIPizzle April 21, 2011

Groining

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011

goobin'

screwing around, but not really accomplishing anything

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."

by Josh November 21, 2003

Groping

groping; sex talking a person; bothering somebody by sexual gestures and body language but usually accompanied by sex talk

; a crime

You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken coward loser.

by pedaphile July 20, 2019

growing up

the realization that ones prior beliefs for the rest there life can and will not ever be possible.

Wallace gave up on music and love becuase he was growing up.

by TheCult July 16, 2008

sea grogin

this is when you take a shit in the ocean or some large body of water and then u try and run away from it but it follows you because it is caught in the suction your body creates as it moves through the water.

AAAAAHHHH!!!! johnnys being chased by his sea grogin!!!

by lukazade June 29, 2006

groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008