Geighbor

Noun. Your gay neighbor. See also,gaybor.

Boy: Hey, I want to have a party.

Friend of Boy: Do you think your hot geighbor will come?

Boy: Yeah, the gays love parties!

by Todd Williams November 7, 2007

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012

Greiging

Getting utterly shitfaced, generally way too early in the night, so much so that you break into impromptu acapella show tunes, loudly, with a likely outcome of very limited recollection the next day.

Omg I was Greiging last night - and soo out of tune - but it was worth it. I’ll be Greiging again tonight!

by RicArdoardoardo May 26, 2018

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

gregevanski

7th fastest growing cult on the internet.

Are you a member of gregevanski?
I am a follower of gregevanski

by gregtime777 July 24, 2019