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comedic greed

Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.
"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."
by Ovens June 7, 2005
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You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022
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One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
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greeds

Nickname for anyone who believes profits are more important than people.

(Not as nasty as the nickname the greeds have for non-greeds, which is "idiots." But then again, non-greeds aren't as smart (or vicious). {half-sarcasm intended}
The greeds have organized individually, and via both corporations, and government to: a) limit the power, health, and well-being of the general public via new laws and regulations; b) remove established standards of living, and encourage the workplace to disregard the concerns, safety, and respect of the workers; c) amass excess wealth to one or two percent of the people, to the detriment of the majority; d) unduly influence a significant number of remaining middle-class persons via false, excessively biased, and misleading news reporting (as well as over-riding previous FCC policy that endorsed truth in journalism with 2004 FL appellate court ruling stating that there is no rule/law that says journalism has to be truthful); e) disenfranchise, encourage, and institute new policies and laws limiting, and eliminating, voter rights, aka voter suppression; f) utilize and increase pre-existing bias and intolerance to further divide the majority against itself; and f) continue these and other previous disingenuous reorganization efforts.
by One of the "idiots" October 2, 2011
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Mussolini Invades Greece

Invade Greece Now, For The Italy!
Show No Mercy, Slaughter Them Like Sheep!
Oh No, They're Fighting Back, Oh Shit, They're Really Good, Oh Shit, Oh Shit!
Hitler, Oh Please Help Us Now My Pants Are Soaked In Piss!
Mussolini Invades Greece, until he is torn by enemy forces.
by capnj17 August 2, 2021
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Geef

1. Slavic deity; 2. Polish goddess of cruel revenge;

Related to other mythological figures known as avengers of injustice.

Known to strike mortal fear into the heart of the cowardly backstabber before killing with utter ferocity.

Archenemy of the gaelic demigod Rumoron.

Rumoron holds an eternal grudge against Geef, because she once denied him entrance to the cirlce of supreme beings by forcing him to contemplate his reflection in her mirror of truth which shows the true nature of the one reflected in it.

After Rumoron recovered from the terrible experience of self-awareness he swore revenge. Since he only posseses inferior powers, he commenced carrying out his vendetta by spreading evil lies about Geef among all the mortals who would listen.

When Geef finally noticed the vile creature's machinations, she punished without mercy and reduced him to a mortal.
Ever since this day Rumoron haunts the shadows of 'lonely land' (polish equivalent of the tartarus, best described as a horrid twilightzone between hell and the real world), spending all his time on trying to get ignorant humans to listen to his lies to compensate his lack of love and self esteem.
--Someone is spreading these terrible lies about me at school and I don't know who it is.

--Pray to Geef for revenge and wait who of your "mates" meets with an inexplicable, terrible accident in the near future, than you'll know.
by Tony Montana Phd May 30, 2009
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greece

Beautiful country with moutains and seas. Also with crazy people who don't know how to drive. Country with no drinking age.
I can't wait until I visit Greece this Summer!
by GrkGoddess89 June 2, 2003
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