Joey Greco

The T.V. personality who should have his own "Jerry Springer" type of show.

"I miss Joey Greco being the host of 'Cheaters', bro."

"Fuck yeah...I'll raise a glass to that!"

"Yeah. So anyway, bro ...what you gonna do when we dip out the bar?"

"Gonna go hook up with my side piece."

by CBinion91 September 19, 2021

what the hecko gecko

A more eloquent way of saying "What the hell?"

Haljon: I used "what the hecko hecko" as my insta bio.
Rachael: What the hecko gecko, that's copyright infringement!

by raepuls September 1, 2017

bloody grecol

When you cover your penis in ketchup or other condiments and use it as a lubricant for any sexual act.

Also can work quite well in a hot dog bun.

I'm gonna bloody grecol you!

by Butterup2468 July 8, 2006

Cuddling the Gecko

The subsequent euphoria felt following an arduous internet search, especially for automobile insurance.

Jill: How was your day?
Jack: I'm "cuddling the gecko"!
Jill: Oh, you finally found a deal on your car insurance?
Jack: Yup!!

by ryandapilot March 23, 2010

gecko tail

The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.

John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.

by Donderdag Manne July 31, 2008

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

greco-roman shower

when you fuck a girl in the ass and vomit on her back

i ate a cheeseburger burrito and accidentally gave her an greco-roman shower.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011