tayintheway's definitions

goodwill handshake

a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.

to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.

For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.

by tayintheway January 25, 2011

fostered

when a woman is gang raped on a pinball machine a la jodie foster in 'the accused'.

i got so drunk last night i barely remember getting fostered before i left the bar.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011

greco-roman shower

when you fuck a girl in the ass and vomit on her back

i ate a cheeseburger burrito and accidentally gave her an greco-roman shower.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011