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Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.
Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!
by anonymous August 18, 2023
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anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala
yes i love anal gombling
by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023
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Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.
I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???
by KasperSF November 29, 2023
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garry goblings

i love kids i am garry goblings

freak pedo
by porktunnel69420 May 8, 2024
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Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
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Fear Gobbling

When a rafter of turkeys collectively experience a traumatic event and let out a shared “gobble” in panic
the fireworks have the local turkeys fear gobbling
by manic morgellon July 4, 2025
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why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.
Why am i googling this?
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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