goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

Gobitt

The act of splitting your big toe and index toe into an object. Almost as if you were stubbing your pinky toe. Except this hurts 20x more.

Dude?! Did you just gobitt that pole? That looked like a bad gobitt.

by Goebitt August 18, 2014

goobial

the act of taking a dab in civics class

Joey completed operation Civial Goobial today

by civial goobial February 9, 2017

Goodbit

Aussie term synonymous to "awesome".

"That heatwave wasn't goodbit."
"Wallabies sure are goodbit."

by klanceklance February 15, 2017

Goobis

Smearing smuckers Jam on a bare ass then eating it out

Janet enjoyed the Goobis I gave her yesterday.

by MarkHamiwitz March 10, 2019

Goobiyahaskipedia

A compact search engine made from five smaller search engines including Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ask, and Wikipedia.

Ben: What is the weather on Jupiter? Goobiyahaskipedia it!
Aaron: I enjoy using that compact search engine

by johnny tiempo May 19, 2019

Goojitsu

The heroes of goojitsu

Stretchy toys made by a company named moose that company that also makes those shitty shopkins and those nice mighty beanz that were revealed on toy fair 2019

They also have a cartoon on YouTube

Dude:hey heard of that thing called goojitsu
Dude 2:yeah I have one
Dude:which one
Dude 2:that tiger one
Dude: you mean tygor

by My anus is bleeding August 30, 2019