Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.

Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob

by 🧩 May 28, 2020

Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.

"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."

by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023

Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.

Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed

by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025

Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

Goob

The penis...your dick..

"I think I'll go out tonight and dip my goob in some puss."

by t69man September 20, 2016

Goobing

The child that cant decide whether to be white or asian

Person 1: Whats a goobing?
Person 2: A wasian person

by Limetime691 May 4, 2022