Garfieldsexual

A Garfieldsexual is a person who has a sexual attraction to Garfield from the comic strip by Jim Davis.

Mom, dad, I think I’m Garfieldsexual

by Alpha01 January 9, 2021

Garfini

Y’all rocking with Garfini⁉️

chilling in the cut with Garfini

by Lil Cockfuck March 23, 2021

garfoldo

When you or somebody around you, yells I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS, in the best Garfield impression you or they can do

I garfoldod in a subway parking lot

by Garfieldo March 28, 2022

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield is the hottest man ever to have stepped foot on this planet, he is so funny, THE BEST SPIDER-MAN, and did I mention he’s SUPER FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

An idiot: Andrew Garfield is so dumb
Me (an empath) noticing this person is a dumb motherfucker

by Rozieriddlestan February 1, 2022

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.

person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.

by professional garfer January 25, 2022