Girlfriend

Nobody has ever meet her nor will they ever because she goes to a different school.

Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.

by albino zucchini March 17, 2019

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girlfriender

Term used to describe a state of relationship between a man and woman. It means that the woman is now more open to man than before, and the man is excited about soon being able to phuck her in a bedroom.

Alex: "Tiffany is now girlfriender than before. I have a strong feeling that I can rape her soon."

by Jason Milburn July 09, 2014

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A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

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Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

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a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

by Ruopolo September 16, 2007

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