Definitions by TheSlappingZebra

piano racist

People that only play the white keys on the piano.

Person 1: "What's your favorite scale?"
Person 2: "Personally, I like playing in A mino-"
Person 1: "YOU PIANO RACIST BIGOT"

piano racist by TheSlappingZebra February 25, 2019

gun control 

Holding the gun correctly to hit the target and prevent yourself from getting hurt from recoil.

Guy 1: Gun control is a serious issue!
Guy 2: IKR? People shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.
Guy 1: What tf are you talking about? I was just saying that people might hurt themselves because they don't know how much recoil a slug shotgun has. Happened to me once, and I couldn't move my arm for days!

gun control by TheSlappingZebra February 26, 2018

PUBG 

A game where 100 fight to the death, and only one person get chicken dinner.
The netcode is shit, and people abuse it by joining servers from other regions (mostly blamed on the bad servers in China)

Player: Time to play some PUBG!
*lands on Pochinki*
Player: Oh shit, enemy!
*enemy lags and kills player*
Player: ...

PUBG by TheSlappingZebra January 25, 2018

December 14, 2017 

The day that the Internet as we know it will turn into EA

Ajit Pai: I will make the Internet better
(big company): Woo!
Internet users: WTF!

Net Neutrality will end December 14, 2017

December 14, 2017 by TheSlappingZebra December 13, 2017

girlfriend 

Someone who doesn't let you like a picture of another hot girl on Instagram.

Guy: Ooh that girl deserves a double tap!
Girlfriend: WHAT THE HELL!!! WE NEED TO BREAK UP!!!

girlfriend by TheSlappingZebra April 2, 2017