gilmore girls

The best freakin show in the world.
Shown in many countries all over the world, translated into the local language. Unfortunatly it is currently NOT showing in Ireland, because RTE will not show it because they are too stingy

THE FIRST KISS OF LUKE AND LORELAI IN GILMORE GIRLS(excluding dream)

Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still
(he kisses her, then stands back looking at her.She steps forward)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still
(She kisses him, awwwww)

by louloumc89 December 26, 2005

Gibson Explorer

A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.

The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

giltso

a word used in Lindsborg, Kansas that means "Guy I'd Like To Suck Off," in a "language" called sarcasm in which this is an insult meaning that the person called a giltso is a complete and total fucking faggot.

Dude that fucking giltso won't quit following me around.

by anonymous87 July 8, 2004

Gilmourton

Gilmourton has been voted Britains hardest village. It only has around 30 citizens but they still manage to cause mayhem.

I was out in 'Gilmourton' last night but i got beat up by a 6 year old.

by echoesareshite May 12, 2009

gissom

Semen.
Usually spelt jism.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Gilmorism

A word used by fans of the WB show Gilmore Girls.
It refers to a memorable phrase from the show.

I've got some pieces of Candyland and some pieces of Battleship. I was thinking we could make a new game called Candyship Battleland: War never tasted so good.

OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!

These are Gilmorisms (:

by PoeHug April 27, 2010

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007