The Gecko

The act where a dominant male performs an upward reptilian shuffle on a submissive female, climbing until he can get his salamander firmly anchored in the throat of his victim.

I didn't think she was going to perform fellatio of her own accord, so i unleashed 'the gecko' and started to climb. I made the summit and achieved maximum suction.

by Jl8e5oM September 9, 2014

the dirty geko

when you are doing girl from behind up against the wall and you switch lanes without letting her know and watch her try to climb up against the wall.

So i was doing this australian chick up against the wall and i gave her the dirty geko.

by goat head May 7, 2009

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

gerbo

An unrelenting person, often time considered very dangerous. This word has been used to describe people like Chuck Norris.

Man, that dude is a gerbo. you better watch out with him.

by Vato-Electric August 20, 2006

Gereon

A german that enjoys hair spray and putting people in garbage cans, often found DJ-ing and chilling to music.

person 1 "dude that dj is hot, and really knows his music"

person 2 "yeah he's a real Gereon"

by tangerinetreesandmarmaladesky January 3, 2011