Geiger

Geiger: (gī'gər)

(n.) An individual characterized by dedication to the point of obsession and loudness. Additionally, a Geiger tries too hard to be funny, and speaks Spanish quite poorly. may transform at any moment into a brown bean due to avid consumption of coffee
Synonyms: G-man, Coach, Bob, Bobby G

On mornings of track meets, our coach turns into a Geiger.

by Loving Track and Field Team! May 24, 2011

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Geigered

To accidentally kill oneself when failing to pull your parachute

Man he didn't pull his chute again and totally geigered

by Smokey carbonara February 5, 2021

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Geiner

When a squirrel eats cum out of a taco bowl. It is very difficult and can result in injury to the squirrel. The picture shows the stress of a geiner to a squirrel.

“Have you ever tried doing a geiner?”
“No”
“Good, it’s more difficult than you’d expect”

by Joe Biden 1111111111111 February 23, 2021

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Dean Gaiser

A name from the heart of Germany itself. The earliest record of the name Dean Gaiser was at a nazi youth camp where Zoey Brooken and Thomas Gaiser conseived a child and named him Dean Gaiser. Legend has it that any person with the name Dean Gaiser is blessed with the power of the Furhür himself. If you meet a Dean Gaiser you should probaly Seig Heil.

I meet a Dean Gaiser today. Maybe humanity has a shot after all.

by Penguinooo November 23, 2016

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