The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
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Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
by bluntlier July 9, 2012
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A consumer electronic device that is likely to convince the user to purchase the more expensive or capable model. It does not necessarily need to be in the same product line.
The iPod Touch is a gateway gadget to owning an iPhone or iPad. Also, an e-Reader can be considered a gateway gadget for owning a tablet.
by GadgetGeek January 1, 2012
Get the Gateway Gadget mug.Hanging out with a gateway slut (who is perhaps a whore or hoe but not actually a slut) will surely result in your eventual acquaintance with her girl friends, many of whom are slutty. Befriending an "efficient" gateway slut will garuntee your hooking up with her friends.
This term is derived from "gateway drug" because of the congruence in starting with something that's not totally awful but eventually degrading your standards to something pitiful.
This term is derived from "gateway drug" because of the congruence in starting with something that's not totally awful but eventually degrading your standards to something pitiful.
Jefe: Hey Juan Manuel San Carlos, did you hear about María?
JMSC: Yeah bro, José started chillin' with her and now he's sleeping with all her friends already. Smh, what a gateway slut.
JMSC: Yeah bro, José started chillin' with her and now he's sleeping with all her friends already. Smh, what a gateway slut.
by Larsima November 11, 2017
Get the Gateway slut mug.This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.
What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.
What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.
by WeedTree October 31, 2018
Get the Gateway Station mug.A basic cookie, maybe a Fig Newton, that will eventually lead you to eating Erin’s Heavenly cookies. Her cookies eventually become only way to find relief in your ever growing cookie addiction.....
by Cookie Monster37727 April 25, 2019
Get the gateway cookie mug.A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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