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guidette

A girl that's attracted to a guido.
That's Guidette sure like that Guido!
by holagurll May 17, 2012
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your guises

Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.
Juan: I no like your guises language

John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011
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guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.
1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005
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Guidelines

Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.

Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.
Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.
by itsbarticusthe5th August 25, 2010
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Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"
Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!
by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009
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Guidera

A supposedly Irish surname that sounds more Italian, pronounced "guh-dare'-uh". Lineage is "black Irish", which are actually pasty white folks with dark hair and huge noggins, sometimes suffering from gigantism.
Dude, did you check out the monster big dome on that Will-Ferrell-look-a-like mofo Buzzy Guidera!?
by TheRedRocket June 10, 2011
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guider boy

A young male entry position at a brothel. Guides the penis into a waiting orifice... Also entails clean up duties
Bobby got his first job as a guider boy at the local brothel
by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018
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