Grand Bay Watermelon Festival

(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)

Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.

Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.

"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"

by Levi W. March 5, 2008

Grand Terrace

A town in the dead center of Riverside and San Bernardino. Nicer than the surrounding areas, but still not that awesome. Filled to the brim with old people and bros. Home of the worst thing in the world, Tapout.

"Did you go to Grand Terrace yesterday?"
"Yeah, I almost go ran over by a goddamn Bro truck with a stupid goddamn Tapout sticket."

by John Locke. August 8, 2008

Grand Forks

the reason why North Dakota is the #1 binge drinking state. home of the University of North Dakota & one of the greatest college hockey teams ever, the Fighting Sioux. mainly known for being a shithole of a town that knows how to party. also where terrorists are born..at the aviation school there

"Where is UND at?"
"Grand Forks"
"Where the fuck is that?"

by drinkingteamND January 12, 2008

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Unlike the other people who give definitions for this game, who give wrong information or none at all, this is what its about. You play Carl Johnson(CJ), who returns to the state of San Andreas after 5 years in Liberty City. To make a long story short, CJ and his brother are betrayed by Smoke and Ryder, and CJ rescues his brother from jail and gets revenge on everyone...While doing TONS of other things and meeting TONS of other people.
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.

AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is great, but its fun to go back and play GTAIII and GTA Vice City as well.

by Buc Nasty September 5, 2008

Grand am

Actually a pretty decent car, according to most people grand am's are total shit. But you see those people have no idea how to take care of a god damn car. later Grand am's where equipped with eco tecs, twin cams, and 3400 v6's. The Grand am gt was surprisingly quick and was more than fast enough to shit on your town's local honda civic ricers.
Grand am's are great cars.

dude 1:Damn dude that grand am gt just kicked that civics ass!

dude 2: Well yeah grand am gt's are pretty quick

by Pontibro September 15, 2012

Grand Galloping Gala

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.

I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.

by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011

grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019