Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe

Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!

by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)

I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch

by The fake short bleached May 2, 2022

Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.

Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.

by betabitxh October 27, 2021

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

Gouch

Alternative to 'nodding' or 'goofing' out when one is under the influence of strong opiates, generally termed when one has just hit the vein and injected heroin...

Fuck me Damo is Jay just gouching or has the silly cunt gone over again?!

by RobDog69 May 19, 2021