Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
by GingerTopo May 17, 2015
Get the Columbian Gasmask mug.When you make you hand in a cup shaped position and fart in it, shortly after farting in it you push it in your friends (or someone you don't like) face covering there nose and/or mouth.
It is a very good pranks and makes the victim smell your dirty farts.
This prank was origanally made from a Ukrainian prankster and it is like a gas mask when you put it on there face therefore it is name "Ukrainian Gasmask"
Slangs for this term include "The Dirty Ukrainian" and "Sour Cabbage Surprise"
It is a very good pranks and makes the victim smell your dirty farts.
This prank was origanally made from a Ukrainian prankster and it is like a gas mask when you put it on there face therefore it is name "Ukrainian Gasmask"
Slangs for this term include "The Dirty Ukrainian" and "Sour Cabbage Surprise"
Matt: Hey Billybob check this out ::gives him Ukrainian Gasmask::
Billybob: OWTF!?!?! that smells like shit!!!
Matt: Rofl lol!!!
Billybob: OWTF!?!?! that smells like shit!!!
Matt: Rofl lol!!!
by Matt Mandrusiak January 4, 2008
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by asg123qwe May 20, 2008
Get the The Gasmask mug.when a girl is sucking your dick, you sit on the face, and fart rapidly, resemlbling a broken gasmask
Bill - " Jill, why do you look so sick?"
Jill- " Fuckin Felix, gave me a broken gasmask a couple minutes ago."
Jill- " Fuckin Felix, gave me a broken gasmask a couple minutes ago."
by dumb fuck ball ass bag April 25, 2010
Get the broken gasmask mug.When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.
Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."
Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"
Ronald : "Yeah"
Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"
Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"
Ronald : "Yeah"
Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"
by Intrutionz October 18, 2009
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Get the gasmask bong mug.when a guy give a chick/guy(depending on his sexuality) a tea bag and then sits on his/her face and farts in his/her face.
james: hey jamie, why do you have pink eye?
jamie: josh gave me a european gasmask :/
james: oh...... :/ *awkward*
jamie: josh gave me a european gasmask :/
james: oh...... :/ *awkward*
by two dollar cherel March 4, 2011
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