Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.
by Luna0021 July 06, 2023
Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
by Ktin665 April 21, 2011
Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.
by Crk. September 30, 2015
When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
by Mitchapalooza October 11, 2020
Taking the gape pill is the source of ultimate enlightenment. Those who are "Gape Pilled" are those who have transcended the multimedia, drug-oriented, quadrasonic mind control network and have separated themselves forever from the retarded masses who will surely suffer for their lack of knowledge.
You: So, what do you think of the vaccine?
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
by PixelGadget May 28, 2021
Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.
by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011