National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

furni

furni, abbreviation for furniture. commonly used on habbohotel, by desperate little prepubescent kids who cant be bothered spending cash on furni. Or, by little prepubescent kids who actually spend money on furni. Oh, and don't forget the pedofiles and kiddy fiddlers, who often use this term to lure little 10 year olds into their twisted traps.

dumbkid: plz donate im poor i need credz and furni!

or:
pedofile: i'll give you furni if you tell me where you live!
dumbkid: ok!

by jenkie September 30, 2005

Furnis

A dangerously sexy man.He is very funny and bound to make you laugh. Don't leave your female around this person for he will secure your girl. He is also good at everything he does, including sports and the game of females. He is also superior in bed!

"Furnis is dat nigga."

by TheHoesNumberOneDraftChoice December 25, 2016

Hungarian Furnace

Three Hungarian men shoving they're dicks in a whores bottom

Come on Jon they're preforming the Hungarian Furnace on you're sister

by TheHelpingHand January 30, 2017

move furniture and order pizza

to have sex, usually multiple times.

Wanna come over to move furniture and order pizza?
That would be awesome! I need a release!

by bradebear October 8, 2017

wet furnace

when a man saves up at least .5L of nut and heats it up in the microwave and dumps it on an unsuspecting female victim

Kyle: yoo bruh what did u end up doin w that bitch
Gerald: everything was goin well until i dropped the wet furnace, then she up and left

by fuckaduckinthebutt June 27, 2019

Dutch Furnace

An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.

I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace

by Serisiak August 30, 2008