german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.

john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

Alabama Funnel

When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.

Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"

Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."

by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 21, 2011

Funnel

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

by mickybee August 11, 2008

Strap-On Funnel

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008

TK Funzone

(noun) A large grass field in the online game "On the Run". It's pretty out of the way, but it does have some powerups.

(noun) The name of a great dodgeball team. (it was named after the area in the game, not the other way around)

Rick- Damn, these range rovers are right on my ass.
Jim- Quick, make a left and loose them in the TK Funzone.

Tom-Hey, did you hear? The TK Funzone is playing today at recess!
Bob- Sweet, I'll be there for sure.

by dfs34d234k23xcv March 24, 2009

Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.

The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.

by Peado Bear December 3, 2010