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funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher
"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
mugGet the funnel suckermug.

funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.
John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .
by muntx February 4, 2017
mugGet the funnel cloudmug.

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.
We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
mugGet the Funnel Racemug.

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.
Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.
by Jogen2 July 27, 2023
mugGet the Funnel cakemug.

fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification
she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish
by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010
mugGet the fist funnelmug.

butt funnel

The butt funnel is a great instrument/tool. It is simply one of those priceless inventions used to make an Alabama Key Lime Pie easier. If you don't know what that is, you are an amateur and need to look it up on this website. It's basically used just like any other funnel, it just has the word "butt" in front of it. Everyone knows how to use a normal funnel....So you don't miss the hole, rather it be a the hole in your car engine that you put oil in, a stink star, also known as a butthole, or just simply a cup. I guess a normal funnel could also be called a "butt funnel" as long as it is strictly used to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie. Damn, I almost got off the subject...What you do is simple and very erotic. Just pee in the funnel as it is inserted into the butthole of your significant other right after you cum. This will obviously take a couple of minutes since every guy knows that a piss right after you cum takes alot of concentration. It is very possible though and awesome when it is accomplished. You will eventually get the perfect mixture of cum and piss resulting in an Alabama Key Lime Pie. If you don't enjoy this, don't do it because your girl will be asking for it time and time again.

FYI - Also, this device can also been referred to as a "Docking Station"...Simply used by rookie Space Dockers so they don't miss. After 4-5 times this device will no longer be necessary.

P.S. - This definition will require a gigantic coffee mug.
Tiawana: Shit T-Roy, you're too drunk to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on me tonight.

T-Roy: You're probably right baby. Good thing we purchased a Butt Funnel this afternoon. It sure is alot easier to his a 6-inch hole than your dinky little pussy hole.

Tiawana: That was awesome T-Roy. Please do it again.

T-Roy: Girl, you're such a freak. You got to wail until tomorrow. Everyone knows you can't do that until you eat something. Now get up and get in the shower and get the hell off my bed before that shit spills out. Damn you're nasty.
by reebdaeh October 6, 2009
mugGet the butt funnelmug.

Funnel Club

A party or get together for heavy drinkers.
by ewhogg March 18, 2007
mugGet the Funnel Clubmug.

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