fucktuating

When a stock fluctuates in the opposite direction you were expecting and you're like "fuck."

Man, i'm hella pissed, Apple is fucktuating hella hard today, I lost $8008!

by AnonymousHobo July 27, 2020

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021

Fucktional

Functioning, albeit in a fucky way.

My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.

by ALL Lawn n Land MN May 18, 2021

Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021

Fuckedtional

When you're incredibly intoxicated but still able to function and take care of job duties or other responsibilities

I'm not to high to work, I'm perfectly fuckedtional

by Johnny T# August 10, 2021

Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

by Lateric December 30, 2021

Fucktionist

One whom fucks with splendor and glory

That one is quite the fucktionist.

by Scrubbydo1 November 19, 2022