friendcation

When a person takes a vacation from a friend. This could be because the other friend is having a mood, life change, etc. Or because that person needs a "break" from the friend.

Julie has been having severe mood swings ever since she broke up with her boyfriend. I'm tired of being targeted, so I'm taking a friendcation.

by ebonyblu March 12, 2011

friendless tant

a female who stinks and has no friends.

Alyssa: I'm a friendless tant!
Mitch: We know. And you stink.

by Shawn DDDD November 14, 2007

friendsterbation

1) Obsessive occupation with friendster, myspace or similar sites.

2) Faking friend or personal network links to your primary friendster, myspace or similar identity with alternate identities.

1) Wow - the amount of time Jill has spent working on her friendster page and amassing contacts makes it a total frenzy of friendsterbation.

2) Criminy - did you hear about Stanley's myspace page? Half of his friend list are his own alternate logins. That's just friendsterbation.

by bph November 23, 2006

friendless

Having no friends because your a bitch to everyone.

Girl 1,"Why am I friendless?"
Boy 1,"Because your a bitch!"

by Bytch November 19, 2014

friendster

A website for people who don't know the meaning of the word friend.

"Wow-I clicked these links on friendster and now I have three-thousand friends. I'm so popular!"

by Isabel J. December 28, 2005

Friendception

Noun: to stalk or follow someones profile from withen a friend's profile. To navigate to a friend's friend profile page, or further, going to the friend of the friend of the friend of your friend's profile. This can happen especially on Instagram but also on Facebook tumblr twitter

"Omg! I'm like 10 layers deep in friendception and this guy is cute!"

"This girl I found in friendception finally friended me back."

by thebluerobot March 12, 2015

friendnesia

A person who forgets their friends for various reasons, eg, they have a new friend, new girlfriend, new activity etc.

We've been friends for so long and because of this girl you get friendnesia on me??

That guy has friendnesia, he has ditched his friends for good.

by mrlonely November 30, 2010