Flutetistic

When your flute is autistic.

Man my flute is very flutetistic today.

by Danikawashere March 2, 2018

Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.

Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

Oboe Flutecake

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!

by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011