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caution flush

When you've taken such a massive dump that if you don't flush before you wipe your ass, you'll probably overflow the toilet
(similar to the courtesy flush)
Oh my god, I was so embarassed when I nearly overflowed my new boyfriends' toilet.
You should have used a caution flush
by four-eyed-dunker August 12, 2011
mugGet the caution flushmug.

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.
Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.
by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017
mugGet the flush the clammug.

cunt flush

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010
mugGet the cunt flushmug.

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.
I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.
by benofmn July 15, 2013
mugGet the butt-flushmug.

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
mugGet the Preemptive Flushmug.

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
mugGet the complementary flushmug.

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
mugGet the Flushing Twicemug.

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