Flouging

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

Flowing Locks

A rare syndrom that is when a mans pubic hair is longer than his penis and will sometimes hide his penis.

Billy: Dude, my girlfriend coudnt give me a blowjob yesterday, cause she couldnt find my dick in all my pubes...
Dick: Ohh that means you have flowing locks.

by epberry9 February 4, 2010

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.

Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.

by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011

Flogina

A dramatic youth with an apparent love of the 1980s and images of women. Dances like a black woman while resembling the literal colour of albino ice.

"Wow, Flogina, why are you singing and dancing while simultaneously watching Hoarders?"

by benetalia June 11, 2012

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014