When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017
Get the sloppy floppymug. A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009
Get the Floppy Jarodmug. Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
Get the floppy diskmug. The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
Get the floppy secondsmug. by Enjew November 10, 2016
Get the Floppy Nutmug. Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy
by Bloodyrist666@gmail.com April 27, 2017
Get the Floppy Alexmug. by Corlee January 19, 2015
Get the floppy tortillamug.