flonque

Noun - an idiot, moron, dumb ass
Origin - Texas, Tex-Mex
English equivalent to flunky
pronunciation: flone-kay

Ernesto got another DUI. What a flonque!

by Dudley Smith August 8, 2015

flognobble

This word can be used when any other word simply will not do. i.e. filler word. Lil' John has "Yeah, What, and OK" to fill his spaces, whilst the common folk have to use flognobble.

I am feeling all flognobbled today.
What is this on the bottom of my shoe? I must have stepped in some flognobble.

by Sampsonite112 May 8, 2006

Flondling

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

by Freshries October 24, 2011

flon

the uncomfortable silence between statements in a conversation with a strangers, when neither of you want to be rude so have to think for a while in order to find something else to talk about.

"yeah, yeah totally"
*flon*
"so do you read?"

by SuperSexyCheeseMan July 1, 2019

Flonnie

1. A cool dork
2. A Fly chic

That Chic is Flonnie She's AWESOME

by Punky81 March 31, 2008

flonking

A single sexual encounter that includes fucking, lovemaking and bonking.

An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."

by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010

floan

When you are too drunk that you are past the drunk phase

I got two floans, one for the plug and one for the load.

by Faded July 26, 2017