Fitted Hat

The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.

*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*

"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."

"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.

by ono412 September 15, 2010

fitting

1. To be used in place for proper and legit, and safe.
2. New and improved version of the word.
3. Something that is good, exceeds expectations, done right.

"yo that girl just gave me head!"

maaaddd fitting yo!

by jizzabell March 31, 2008

Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.

"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"

by sveasgl November 28, 2009

Jack Fitton

Hey is that Jack Fitton? I hear that guy is cool *looks at Jack Fitton with Admiration*. Maybe one day I'll be Jack Fitton

Hey it's Jack Fitton, everyone act cool.

by Hiprop October 19, 2008

Fittanto

Screechy voiced, whiny female who is best silenced by having a 11 incher placed into her mouth.

That girl is such a fittanto. Someone shut her up!

by JRBPOSW-Muahhahaha May 8, 2010

fitte

Norwegian word for puzzy

Usually used when someone gets hurt ( Jævla fitte! )

*gets hurt* "JÆVLA FITTE FAEN HÆLVETE"

by [e-mail] February 24, 2017

Fittersize

SIZING IS ANY PERSONAL CHOICE OF PHYSICAL MOVEMENT FIT FOR ONESELF,INDIVIDUALLY THAT IS INTENDED TO IMPROVE, ENHANCE AMD STRENGTHEN THE BODY. THE SELECTION IS INTENTIONALLY LOVING, LEAST RESISTANCE AND RESONANCE OF THE MIND FOR YOUR BODY.

Makestiey’s Law- Deeneen Core developed September 28, 2019

I am going to stretch or get a massage for my morning fittersize.

by Majestiey November 29, 2019