fistorectomy

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.

The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

Fits

Freak In The Sheets. An acronym to describe a girl or boy who is freaky in the bedroom.

You can tell he is a fits

by Missfitzz June 23, 2010

fitoss

1) A very fit person, ie someone very attractive.

2) A sarcastic take on the word fit. The original word fit means someone attractive whereas "fitoss" means someone who is very ugly. In essence, it is reverse psychology.

(Person's name) is fitoss.

by Danmagnet January 15, 2005

FTSOR

Acronym for "For the sake of romance"

He bought her a dozen long-stem roses? FTSOR!
Look, they took a picture in front of a heart! FTSOR!
That couple is wearing matching shirts! FTSOR!

by jockolate March 9, 2011

Fits

When you mess up and you don't feel like saying "Fucking Tits"

I tried to insert the usb drive in correctly, but it was upside down, so I then yelled "Fits". Sadly I forgot that I was at a coffee shop, so I then yelled "Fits" again.

by sweese February 21, 2014

Russian Fatso

Recipe:

-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk

Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.

Damn, I'm tryin' to go ham on a couple of Russian Fatsos tonight before the club.

by fatso_joe December 15, 2010

Bitch fits

A sudden, random and usually uncontrollable seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrongdoings.

'Are you ok? You look like you're epileptic...'
'I just remembered what SHE did to me!'
'Again with the bitch fits?'

by Dahwae March 12, 2018