Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 23, 2021

Fireman

What Eric Cartman calls a penis in the South Park episode "Ike's Wee Wee"

Stan: All Jewish boys have circumstisions, and-and they make it into a party called a Bris!
Cartman: Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!

by Bman2007 May 13, 2021

fireman sam

samuel jones
he is a welsh fireman
he has a show
he saves the day in pontypandy
he is good
he is god

fireman sam is the hero next door

by timpbskid September 11, 2024

dirty fireman

a hard to pull off move during sex where at the climax the guy whips out a lighter and lights his girls pubes on fire and then pulls out and extinguishes them with his cum

person 1: yo josh got any ideas for me to mix it up with emily tmr
person 2: yeah fs try the dirty fireman

by grassfedcow July 20, 2025

North Dakota Fireman

The act of inserting liquid lubricant into one’s mouth before spraying it on a man’s penis and giving him a handjob.

That chick gave me an awesome North Dakota Fireman.

by Toast9150 January 6, 2026

fireman's jam

Cum.

Yeah baby, spray me down with your fireman's jam.

by CrustaceanStacean March 22, 2023

Flashing Fireman

A playful, titty-powered kink where someone gets turned on by flashing their boobs at firefighters—often as a cheeky thank-you for being hot in every sense of the word. It’s fun, flirty, and a little bit unhinged. Sirens go off, shirts come up. Everybody wins.

Flashing fireman isn’t about starting fires—it’s about rewarding the ones who put them out… with titties.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025