Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

fiddling idiots

1) Hard 2 Kill H2K surrogate name. Given to them for recruiting a stupid clod like Jmgyro.

by coolerguy April 22, 2003

Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017

Key Finding

When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.

Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.

by Zlats October 24, 2012

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

fandling

Fondling a ballsack using a fanning motion

Bro, she been doin some fandling in a back alley. Kinky shit.

by Okamiden15 March 18, 2015

fingling

This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.

Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!

by Linguophage June 12, 2016