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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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lincoln financial field

lets go to lincoln financial field and watch the eagles own the giants
by alex14 August 20, 2006
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Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.
Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
by Wulfblood January 11, 2011
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Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.
Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!
by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018
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Don't wrok' for this company! The director don't pay her employees and she wil not sign your co-op paper. You will get yeled at minimum 1 time a month. Look elsewhere if you wnat a successful career.
Chelsea98 Financial Education doesn't have any revenuw for ten years!
by Denn B March 12, 2020
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against dictatorial regimes.
Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.
Due to the special financial operation, Russia's economy is in the shitter.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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