Fetal Ink Syndrome

F.I.S is an abbreviated term for Fetal Ink Syndrome. Fetal Ink Syndrome happens when a pregnant mother gets a tattoo while pregnant and the baby is born with a distinct black circle on the forehead, under developed or malformed cranium, and is destined to have a shitty future due to poor parenting skills by the mother.

That poor baby must have been born with Fetal Ink Syndrome.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.

by Bubs76 October 31, 2017

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shootin fetals

having unprotected relations with a pregnant milf, and dumping your load deep in the cookie jar.

I let John know that my alibi for missing the game last night was that I had been shootin fetals with a hot MILF from my yoga class.

by Sir Spanish Armada February 20, 2009

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Fetard

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008

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Fetal Piss

The sexual act of having sex with a woman during the process of having an abortion induced by an RU486 pill. Right before the man ejaculates he smears the blood and baby bits on the face of the woman and proceeds the wash off the blood and fetus residue by urinating on the woman.

(1) I thought there were no new sex acts, but then when my girlfriend was aborting my child I found a way to combine incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, child abuse, paraphilia, felacio, and normal sex in to a new sex act called the fetal piss.

(2) The fetal piss is the new standard for degrading women.

(3) She's slut, she would probably do a fetal piss if she got knocked up.

by El Pup February 25, 2010

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