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Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...
by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010
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give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it
Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?
by Slayer9898 September 5, 2016
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Ferreting

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other
A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.
by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010
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ferreting

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 5, 2011
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chutney ferret

by Jon Brydges December 8, 2003
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ferret out

I was asked to ferret out the cause of the leak in the pipes.
by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2011
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scruff the ferret

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".
by Westley E November 6, 2007
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