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fletcher

A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesn't listen to other people's opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.
Girl 1- Look at that hot guy!
Girl 2- I wouldn't touch him as he is a Fletcher

Girl 1- oh
by ugh111 July 12, 2017
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Fletcher: noun> Some one who is able to intuitively understand something that he/she was not present for, as if was they were not only there, but had play part in the orchestration of such event. One who is just in understanding many different notions that opposing parties might take. Empathetically sees all sides. A non-educated historian cable of attaining a degree.
I don’t know where he learned it, it is as if he popped out of the woom that way, He is a true Fletcher, when he was two he told the grocer the way he felt the day JFK died, which was at least 30 years before he was born.
by observerism March 26, 2010
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discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
by Half Full September 3, 2010
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Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.
I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.
by harrison roger September 11, 2003
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Fletcher

Whenn 2 guys and girl have sexx, one guy nuts in a girls ass and the other guy sucks it out with a straw.
that fletcher tasted like an oreo milkshake.
by Potter3265 June 5, 2011
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Fletcher

The actual real term comes from the Latin root of "to capture and hold captive"

Ad: ones wrong will. Involving sexual misconduct.

Flethcer a poor mans English name was given to the servants who would catch sewer rats and would place them inside their rectum or anus. This they believed would help to clean their intestine of bacteria.
Richard went to the hospital due to a fletcher
by Wiki Guru March 4, 2010
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fletcher

small white kid who complains about everything.
Fletcher is such a fletcher.
by lotrelf June 10, 2009
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