fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016

Chick Fell-A-tio

The non-Republican version of Chick Fil-A. Gay rights activists are sure to enjoy this version of the infamous restaurant.

"Hey let's go down and get some Chick Fell-A-tio to protest ignorance against gay rights."

by LivelyLibra July 31, 2012

fell through the manhole cover

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.

I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

by urban1983 December 9, 2010

thats the way the noodle fell

It just happened.

I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.

by dnaleromj December 1, 2016

Fell Slam the fuck out

A north carolina way of saying "it fell out"

That sum bitchin MSN fell slam the fuck out!

by 140275 January 23, 2010

fell out of the fugly tree

a stronger phrase to use instead of fugly stick. always refers to a really fugly person or someone who just not attractive in any way

She didn't just get whacked with the fugly stick, she fell out of the fugly tree and hit every branch.

by mandadandalyon March 28, 2009

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008